[a) captain howdy]



oh, it's so nice to see you all inside my dreamy little world

and it's so nice to be with all you lovely little boys and girls

make yourselves comfortable

my place is so devine

don't you think i'm wonderful?

say yes! you're on my time



stay away

from captain howdy

stay away

from captain howdy



don't try to leave the doors are locked and only i have got the key

forget the windows they're nailed shut and boarded up

so you can't see

you'll love the light show

oh, i'm sure you'll think it's swell

when they go off

your welcome to my living hell



stay away

from captain howdy

stay away

from captain howdy



come here my sweet

let me help you with that

there that's better



i'm overjoyed at all the games i'm playing here with you today

but i'm so sad the party's over and we can no longer play

you think you're going home

to your own little bed

but that's impossible

you can't sleep when your dead



stay away

from captain howdy

stay away

from captain howdy

stay away

from captain howdy

stay away

from captain howdy

stay away

from captain howdy

stay away



[b) street justice]



it happened

in the broad daylight

so unexpected came the knife

a child's scream

sliced through the air,

but no one came

or seemed to care

no!

the man's description

did little good

a local stranger

from the neighborhood

those little kids

ohh, he left behind

with their mangled lives

and their tortured minds

since he didn't seem to care

then don't you think it's only fair?



call for street justice

let no mercy show

call for street justice

don't let him go



the man was caught

and brought before a judge

who had just returned

from a three drink lunch

his lawyer screamed "you must set him free"

and off he went

on a technicality

since the law don't seem to care

then don't you think it's only fair?



call for street justice

why should parents cry?

call for street justice

how many have to die?



the mob assembled

smoke filled the air

and marched in anger

to do what's fair

to bring to justice

this souless thing

and show the others

what evil brings

now before you shake your head

think if it was your child instead



call for street justice

tell me what you'd do

call for street justice

pray this isn't true

call for street justice

why should parents cry

call for street justice

how many have to die

call for street justice

when slime escapes the law

call for street justice

we'll even up the score

call for street justice

let no mercy show

call for street justice

get him, get him, get him...