Once upon a time when her legs were short
And the nights were long
You were a dancer and I was a prancer
When you had to tell them all

We had black-light tans
Tiny ass done for once
Hanging out with the dead in the graveyard
Till the break of dawn

Yeah, yeah, hot & filthy
Yeah, yeah, in the city
Yeah, yeah, much too much when you're four foot five
And cramped up really high

You had your roller blades, I had my BMX
Young enough to stretch, old enough to flex
But we still had to pay the cheques

We were young and loose
Nothing to it but black and bruised
Such a hungry child but you got too wild
Hanging in the sexual blues

Yeah, yeah, hot & filthy
Yeah, yeah, in the city
Yeah, yeah, much too much when you're four foot five
And cramped up really high

We were running in the moonlight
Licking our skin, underneath the neon lights
But all good things must come to an end
We took it way around the bend
We seeked and destroyed
And burst like a fistful of hemorrhoids

I lit up just like a star
And you looked just like your mum
Back in the day when she was good looking
She loving the swastika

Yeah, yeah, hot & filthy
Yeah, yeah, young and pretty
Yeah, yeah, much too much when you're four foot five
And cramped up really

Yeah, yeah, hot & filthy
Yeah, yeah, in the city
Yeah, yeah, much too much, it's a hot date
On the boulevard tonight