Good old General Hand Grenade 

Ridin' in a motorcade 

Sippin' on a lemonade 

And waving at his fans



Isabella Band Aid 

Wavin' at the Shrine parade 

Eatin' toast and marmalade 

And getting sticky hands



Good old General Hand Grenade 

Ridin' in a motorcade 

Lookin' for the cavalcade 

To take him off to war



Isabella Band Aid 

Suckin' on a Gatorade 

Lookin' at the mess he made 

And wonderin' what it's for



People gettin' high 

People gettin' low 

People gettin' nowhere 

'Cause they don't know where to go



Good old General Hand Grenade 

Ridin' in a motorcade 

Lookin' for the cavalcade 

To take him off to war



Isabella Band Aid 

Suckin' on a Gatorade 

Lookin' at the mess they made 

And wonderin' what it's for



People gettin' high ....