Someday, the Lord's gonna take me away from here
He'll take away all my misery and fear
And He'll take me up to see a better place
And the times we'll have will be completely ace
And He'll say, "Go to sleep, my son,"
Yes, He'll be like a Dad to me
But a Dad with magic powers
'Cause He's the Lord

Someday, the Lord's gonna meet me at a party
And He won't say, "You don't remember my name, do you?"
He won't embarass me or put me to shame
He'll just be graceful and repeat His fucking name
And I will say to Him, "It's nothing personal,"
And He will understand
'Cause He's the Lord.

Someday, the Lord's gonna like the movie Tron
And He won't laugh at me because I like it too
And He'll go with me to Tron marathons
And we'll dress up like Tron and buy Tron merchandise
And we'll hunt autographs together
And He'll let me stand next to Tron
And He'll take the photograph
'Cause He's the Lord.

For the Lord is a powerful man
He can get you what you need
He can have you resurrected
He can get you some shit hot weed

Someday, the Lord's gonna find me a lovin' girl
He'll set us up with a mansion and a trust fund
And we won't have to do anything all day
We won't have to work, or even have to play
Yon: We'll be completely free of cares
We'll be suspended in a tank
And He will feed us through a tube
'Cause He's the Lord

I don't ask much from the Lord
But I ask to be fed through a tube