Drinking rum and coca-cola

in the busy streets of Canberra

when we say busy,

we mean eerily spookily empty



I love the architechture, 

and the architechture,

there's just so very much to do



[Yon] Hey what are you doing?



[Gatesy] Hey I'm just looking at how the 

new parliment house lines up with the old pariliment house



[Yon] Oh wow, yeah I look at that every day



[Gatesy] So whats new? Anything going on?



[Yon] I've got some Chafing



[Gatesy] Ohh wow.. does it hurt?



[Yon] Yeah.. its something though!



[Scod] Oh my God there is a kangaroo killing my dog!



[Gatesy and Yon] Wow, now THATS interesting!



Killer kangaroos make this place more exciting,

thats all they're trying to do, 

with all their kicking and their biting,

you would do it too, 

if you had to live here,

they're just pitching in

to make Canberra more interesting



Well the politicians panicked

'Cos they didn't want to be out done

the 'roos were getting all the attention

and stealing their time in the sun



So the politicians,

quickly funded some research,

hoping to find out something cool



[Gatesy] Uhm ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen,

If you could just uh turn your attention away from the window

for just one second, kangaroos arent the only thing happening

in this great metropolos...village... for example on page 22

of your handouts you will see we have funded some research

eh? i think you will find the results quite good, well they're 

quite wild actually. To add a bit more flavour, make it a bit

more exciting we've got Scod on guitar with a bit of a racist

take on callypso. Scod, your report please



Did you know that thongs can make you impotent

people sing along, apparently the chemicals

affects the performance of your shlong

who would have thunk it,

we're just pitching in,

to make Canberra more interesting



I know, lets go and get a tattoo,

I'll do it, if you do it too,

a woo hoo hoo



[Gatesy] Scod what are you getting, what kind of

tattoo?



[Scod] I'm getting a kangaroo killing a dog, what are you getting?



[Yon] Oh I'm getting a thong and a flaccid penis



[Scod] Right



[Yon] What about you Gatesy?



[Gatesy] Well I'm going get some callypso music.



The killer kangaroos (and the thongs)

make Canberra more interesting

and our new tattoos (mong your shlong)

make Canberra more interesting



You can do it too (sing along)

make Canberra more interesting (come on)

Make Canberra more interesting (umm umm a 

piece of lint on the ground)

Make Canberra more interesting (a speck of 

mud on my trousers)

Make Canberra more interesting (emotions)

Make Canberra more interesting

Make Canberra more interesting