Olympic breakfast at £8.99
Olympic breakfast I'm waiting for mine
Olympic breakfast from six till nine
So don't say anything until it arrives

The milky tea stings my lips as I take a sip
While Chris is flicking through the menu taking ages to pick
He tells me to quit being such an impatient git
Then he quips he's only hear 'cos he thinks the waitress is fit
I take the ketchup and I shake it a bit
Listening the radio sing and the bacon spit
Then Kate comes in with all of her make-up smeared and makes paper air-planes out of todays gazette
I got...

Knife and fork in my hands just like a drummer
How can you talk? When I'm about to die of hunger
Where's my...

Olympic breakfast at £8.99
Olympic breakfast I'm waiting for mine
Olympic breakfast from six till nine
So don't say anything until it arrives

I'm waiting for a breakfast the size of Texas
While a reckless Chris has decided to text message all of his ex's
Kate's talking about her necklace
That's why my face remains expressionless
Now I know what depression is
I'm still waiting for a breakfast the size of Texas
While chris still hasn't got a reply from any of his ex's
Kate's still talking about her necklace
Now I know what depression is
Would some-one please tell me where my breakfast is?

Knife and fork in my hands just like a drummer
How can you talk when I'm about to die of hunger
Where's my?

Olympic breakfast at £8.99
Olympic breakfast I'm waiting for mine
Olympic breakfast from six till nine
So don't say anything until it arrives.