Oh, yeah 



Well, lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation 

In your inability to handle your libation 

Go zero to sixty 

When you get on the whiskey 



Well, used to be a glass of wine 

And you'd be fine all evenin' 

Now I'm the one who says we're done 

And tells us when we're leavin' 

Well, I miss the way that it was 

Can't even catch the good buzz 



'Cause I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home 

Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone 

Who'll pay the bill, call a cab 

I don't mean to make you mad 

But I don't want that responsibility 

And I can't be with a woman, baby 

Who gets drunker than me 



Well, I never thought it'd come to this 

When I said, have another 

'Cause, baby, you turned into me 

And I became my mother 

Well, here's what I'm thinkin' 

You're interferin' with my drinkin' 



I think I have an answer to our present situation 

'Cause you an' me out on the town's 

Got built in limitations 

So let me make this clear 

Hey, I'm the one who's drinkin' here 



'Cause I ain't worryin' about who's drivin' home 

Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone 

Who'll pay the bill, call a cab 

I don't mean to make you mad 

But I don't want that responsibility 

And I can't be with a woman, baby 

Who gets drunker than me 



I ain't tryin' to ruin your good time 

But I damn sure ain't lettin' yours ruin mine 



You ain't gonna ruin my good time, baby 



I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home 

Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone 

Who'll pay the bill, call a cab 

I don't mean to make you mad 

But I don't want that responsibility 

And I can't be with a woman, baby 

Who gets drunker than me 

No, I can't be with a woman, baby 

Who gets drunker than me, yeah