I don't have a girlfriend. I don't go on dates.That's why 
I sit at home, Eat corn chips and masturbate.
And everynight I think about you and I don't know what to 
do.
When I open my yearbook to page 22.
And I wack off to your yearbook picture.
When I wack off to your yearbook picture.
In my mind I'll give you my 4 incher.
When I wack off to your yearbook picture.
And when I was in high school, I used to be a dork.
There were no fine girls, for this fat kid to pork.
And then I got to college. I thought that things might 
happen
. but then I got the girls in my bed, they always started 
nappin'