Merry, Merry ChristmasYou took my plastic Jesus
You held him for ransom
He's so meek and honest
And so very handsome
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Plastic Manger Scene
Oh, what you mean to me
Mary and Joseph's emaculate conception
And though I bought you at Sears
You've remained faithful all through the years
You made yard look so festive at Christmas time
Please don't hurt him
Don't touch a hair on his head
I've owned him for almost 20 years
He's my very best friend
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And the only thing I had to change
Is maybe a lightbulb or two
Jesus, you're the best friend that a boy could ever have
Even though you're an infant made of plastic