And I know how you hate my guts.But tonight I supplied 
the sluts and I even bought you a beer.
So will you please be my friend, or at least we can 
pretend.
That you really want me here.
And I will work out and get big, and be just like Glen 
Danzig.
Maybe then you will think that I rule.
And it's always been my dream to be captain of the 
football team.
So then girls would think I was cool.
But I am a loser. (Woah)
And I guess there's no turning back. (Woah woah woah)
That's why I sell tandy Computers.(Woah)
At your local radio shack.(Woah yeah)
And maybe if I was just like you, everybody would love me 
too.
But I guess I'm outta luck.
Ya see it's called superficiality, they don't like your 
personality.
They just want your low rider truck.
I have no friends at all, everyone hates me.