Well I stole our billygoat from a clown.Then that clown 
chased us all around town.
He chased us good and he chased us well.
His favorite movie is the movie Nell.
Well I taught my billygoat how to play soccer.
Then he broke into some jock's locker.
I taught him how to write and I taught him how to read.
Gave my little Billy everything that he could need.
Billygoat
Billygoat
Billygoat
Billygoat
Well my Billy Goat, he is this guy.
Who watches Bill Nye the science guy.
Or his favorite show, Magnum P.I.
Billy really likes school, now that's a lie.
Here comes Billy and he looks mad.
Guess it's cause he never knew his Dad.
His daddy was a country jammer.
Cause he was raised in Alabama.
Billy Goat!