I took a double take out on the interstate
When I saw her making eyes at me
So I followed her down the clubhouse drive
Past the pool on the 18th green
In the parking lot I said it's mighty hot
Maybe I could buy you a beer
She said I'm glad you asked but I'll have to pass
'Cause only members are allowed in here 
And I said

Well, I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drinking from a dixie cup
Yea I'm a bona-fide dancing fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club

You look so inviting
Thought it might be exciting
For a woman with a limousine
To go bouncing around in a beat up truck
With a man in wore out jeans
It's five o'clock before Friday night
Here's where the fun begins
So don't worry 'bout your reputation
'Cause you can tell all your friends

Well, I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drinking from a dixie cup
Yeah, I'm a bona-fide dancing fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club

Yeah, I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drinking from a dixie cup
Hey, I'm a bona-fide dancing fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club