Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna and
Liquor and whores

I went down
Drinkin' at the Legion
I met a girl she was nice
She was pretty and pleasing

She said "Hey boy
We should do some marrying"
I said sure but before we do
There's something you should know

I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna and
Liquor and whores...