Little lady standing next to me, isn't she a pretty thing?
I'm the one that put that ring on her left hand
Another fella can tip his hat and I'm as gentle as a pussy cat
But let it go much further than that and he's a dead man

'Cause that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side

Politician on my TV, says he's only looking out for me
Says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run
But every year he gives himself a raise, gets a chunk with every buck I make
Now he's talking like he wants to take my shot gun

That's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side

Ain't looking for no trouble, don't wanna start no fight
Don't want more than I got coming, only wanna do what's right
Just treat me like I treat you and we'll get along just fine
But Mister take one step across that line

And that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on our bad side

I like Van Halen and I like George Jones
Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones
Bocephus when he rocks and rolls still kills me
There oughtta be a law against cowboy rap (you're right)
And all that boy band crap, a little sissy in a cowboy hat in country
No

But that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side
Yeah, that's a real good way to get on my bad side

That's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side

That's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side