But something kicked in on the night we met
 Look's like her hearts out of control
 What she's gonna do next, I don't know
 She's already dreaming about a house on the hill
 How does she think we're gonna pay those bills
 When all I can afford is a two room shack
 I took her to the moon and I can't bring her back

 Now where did my fishing magazines go
 Everywhere I look there's another Cosmo
 Flowers in the kitchen and a new bedspread
 Now you tell me, was it something I said
 Even old blue's taking it rough
 She clipped his nails and powdered him up
 Her mind's running on a one way track
 I took her to the moon and I can't bring her back

 Where's that girl that I used to know
 The one who said we'd better take it slow
 What on earth do I do now
 To put her feet back on the ground

 She goes to the mall but she never says why
 She brings home things that a man won't buy
 I've already told her enough's enough
 Now what are we gonna do with all this stuff
 She bought a bunch of soap that she won't let me use
 A toilet seat cover and hand towels too
 The kind you don't touch, just leave 'em on the rack
 I took her to the moon and I can't bring her back

 Where's that girl that I used to know
 The one who said we'd better take it slow
 What on earth do I do now
 To put her feet back on the ground

 She's already dreaming about a house on the hill
 Now how does she think we're gonna pay those bills
 When all I can afford is a two room shack
 I took her to the moon and I can't bring her back
 Lord, I took her to the moon and I can't bring her back