Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
(Dallas Davidson/Randy Houston/Jamey Johnson)

intro = E

Turn it up some.
All right boys, this is her favorite song, you know that, right?
So, if we play it good and loud, she might get up and dance again.
Ooh, she put her beer down: here she comes, here she comes.
Left, left, left, right, left: whoo.

E
Husslers shootin' eight-ball,
Throwin' darts at the wall,
Feelin' damn near ten feet tall.
Here she comes, Lord help us all.
F#                          G
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him out his chair,
 A                                C                   D
Poor ol' boy, it ain't his fault: it's so hard not to stare.

E
At that honky tonk badonkadonk,
Keepin' perfect rhythm: make you wanna swing along.
       A
Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong,
    E
And ooh ee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma,
F#                            G
There outta be a law; get the Sheriff on the phone.
A                               C                 D
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on.
E
That honky tonk badonkadonk.
(Aw sorry.)

Now, honey, you can't blame her,
For what her Mama gave her.
It ain't right to hate her,
For workin' that money-maker.
Band shuts down at two but we're hangin' out till three:
We hate to see her go but love to watch her leave.

Chorus

A
We don't care 'bout the drinkin', barely listen to the band.
E
Our hands, they start a shakin' when she gets the urge to dance.
        F#                    G
Drivin' everybody crazy: you think you fell in love.
  A                                           C                  D
Boys, you better keep your distance: you can look but you can't touch.

Chorus


Main Lick in E throughout song

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D------------------2---------------------------------------------------
A-----------5--4-------------------------------------------------------
E--0---3---------------------------------------------------------------

I think this is right it’s my first time so it might be off a little I am in standard tuning if I’m wrong let me know so I can fix it thanks. Jeremy