Way to go, Mr. Microphone
Show us all what you don't know
Centuries, secret societies
He is our commander still, space dog

So sure we were on something
"Your feet are finally on the ground", he said
So sure we were on something
Your feet are just on the ground, girl

Rain and snow, our engines have
Been receiving your eager call
There's Colonel Dirtyfishydishcloth
He'll distract her good, don't worry so

And to the one you thought was on your side
She can't understand, she truly believes the lie

Lemon Pie, he's coming through
Our commander still, space dog
Lines secure, space dog

Deck the halls, I'm young again, I'm you again
Racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning
Seems I keep getting the story twisted
So where's Neil when you need him?

Deck the halls, it's you again, it's you again
Somewhere someone must know the ending
Is she still pissing in the river now?
Heard she'd gone moved into a trailer park

So sure we were on something
(So sure those girls, now are in the Navy)
"Your feet are finally on the ground", he said
(Those bombs, our friends can't even hurt you now)
So sure we were on something
(And hold those tears 'cause they're still on your side)
Your feet are just on the ground, girl
(Don't hear the dogs barking)

So sure we were on something
(Don't say you know, we've gone to Andromeda)
"Your feet are finally on the ground", he said
(Stood with those girls before)
So sure we were on something
(The hair in pairs, it just got nasty)
Your feet are just on the ground, girl
(And now those girls are gone)