Hooker with a Penis
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Chris Pollina (LemureFace@aol.com)
Difficulty Level: 8.5

Thought I'd do a cool song I like a lot.  Los of odd time signatures, and fast double bass.  I can play it with one foot tho, so haha.

AGHH!  This thing is huge.  Well...enjoy!

Due to tons of complaints I have changed my notation to the more widely used version.  Thanks for inventing this great way to write Kris Smith!!!

If you have any questions, e-mail me (LemureFace@aol.com)
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Song Structure:

(Play part 1 time if not signified otherwise)


Part 1 (x3)
Fill 1
Part 2 (x2)
Part 2a
Fill 2

Part 3a
Part 3 (x14)
Fill 3

Part 1
Part 2
Part 2a
Fill 2

Part 4a
Part 4 (x6)
Part 4b

Part 5a
Part 5 (x3)
Fill 3

Part 6
Part 6a
Part 7

Part 8 (x4)
Part 8a (x2)
Fill 4

Part 6
Part 6b

Part 9 (x4)

Bridge 1

Part 10

Part 11 (x3)
Fill 5

Part 12 (x4)

Part 13 (x4)

Part 14

Part 15 (x6)

Part 16 (x3)
Part 16a

Part 17 (x2)
End
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Part 1

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a
       o   o   o   o
CC: 1nnn           nn4n

HH: nnn1 nn2n n3nn 4nnn

SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n

BD: 1111 2222 3333 4444
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Fill 1

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a
       o   o
CC: 1nnn nnn2 n3nn 4n4n

HH: nnn1 nn2n

SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n

BD: 1111 2222 3333 4444
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Part 2

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a
                     --
RC: n111 2222 3333 44nn

T1:                nn44

CC: 1nnn

SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4nnn

BD: 1111 2222 3333 44nn
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Part 2a

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a
                     --
RC: 1111 2222 3333 44nn

T1:                nn44

SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4nnn

BD: 1111 2222 3333 44nn
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Fill 2

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a

RC: n111 2222 3333

CC: 1nnn

SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n44

BD: 1111 2222 3333
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Part 3a

6/16

    1e+a 2e
      /
CC: 1nnn

HH:      2n

SD: nnn1

BD: 1n1n
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Part 3

6/16

    1e+a 2e
      /
HH: 1nnn 2n

SD: nnn1

BD: 1n1n

Yes, that is a 32nd note on the bass drum, so work on those ankle muscles!
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Fill 3

6/16

    1e+a 2e
         #
HH: 1nnn

SD:      2n

BD: 1n1n
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Part 4a

6/16

    1e+a 2e
         o
CC: 1nnn

HH:      2n

SD: nnn1

BD: 1n1n
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Part 4

6/16

    1e+a 2e
    o    o
HH: 1nnn 2n

SD: nnn1

BD: 1n1n
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Part 4b

6/16

    1+ea 2e
    o ox
HH: 1n11

SD: nnn1

BD: 1n1n
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Part 5a

5/8

    1+ 2+ 3+ 4+ 5+
                 o
HH:       3n 4n n5

SD:             5n

BD:       n3 n4
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Part 5

5/8

    1+ea 2e+a 3e
               o
HH: nn1n 2n2n n3

SD:           3n

BD: 1nn1 n2n2
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Fill 4

7/16

    1e+a 2e+
     --  --
T1: n11n

T2:      22n
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Part 6

6/4


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a
                           / ////
CC: n1n1 nnn2      nnn4

RC:                     nn5n

T1:                     nnn5 6nnn

T2:                          n666

SD: 1nnn nn2n      4nn4 n5nn

BD: n1n1 n2n2 n3n3 n4nn


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a
                          /  ////
CC: n1nn nnn2      nnn4

RC: nnn1      n3nn

T1:                     nn55 6nnn

T2:                          n666

SD: 1nnn nn2n      4nn4 n5nn

BD: n1n1 n2n2 n3n3 n44n


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a
                           / ////
CC: n1nn nnn2      nnn4

RC: nnn1                n5nn

T1:                     nnn5 6nnn

T2:                          n666

SD: 1nnn nn2n      4nn4 n5nn

BD: n1n1 n2n2 n3n3 n44n
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Part 6a

6/4

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a
                   > >
CC: n1n1 nnn2 n3nn

T2:                          666n

T3:                4444 nnn5

SD: 1nnn nn2n      4n4n

BD: n1n1 n2n2 n3n3
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Part 7

Here comes the tom Part I really can't decode.  I could figure it out, *but* it's only a 5 second piece of the song and I don't want to spend 45 minutes making a really tiny stretch of the song.  Listen to it, get a feel for it, and improvise a part.  C'mon, you can do it!
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Part 8

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a
    F /
T3: 1n11 2
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Part 8a

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a
    F /         F
T2:           nn3n

T3: 1 +a n222 33n3 4444

SD:      2nnn

(Play lightly except for the Flat Flams)
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Fill 4

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a
    F F       F F
T3: 1111      3333

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a
     -   --    -   --
T1: n1nn      n1nn

T2:      22nn      44nn

SD: 1nnn      3nnn
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Part 6b

3/4

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a

RC:           n3nn

CC: n1n1 nnn2

SD: 1nnn nn2n

BD: n1n1 n2n2 n3nn

(Choke Cymbal off immediatley on beat 2. (11n1CHOKE))
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Part 9

5/4

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a

CC: nnn1      n3nn nn4n

T2:                     n5nn

T3: 111n n2n2 nnn3 44nn nn55

SD:      nn2n 3nnn      5nnn
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Bridge 1

5/4

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a

CC: 1nnn

BD: 1nnn

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Part 10

6/4

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a

CC: 1nnn                nn5n

RC: nn1n 2n2n 3n3n 4n4n 5nnn 6n6n

SD:      nn2n           nn5n

BD: 1nn1 n2nn      44n4 n5nn


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a

CC:      nn2n

RC: 1n1n 2nnn 3n3n 4n4n 5nnn

SD:      nn2n           nn5n 66nn

BD: 11n1 n2nn      44n4 n5nn

T2:                          nn66


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a

CC: 1nnn nn2n           nn5n 6e+a

RC: nn1n 2nnn 3n3n 4n4n 5nnn 6n6n

SD:      nn2n           nn5n

BD: 11n1 n2nn      44n4 n5nn


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a
                   --
CC:      nn2n      nn4n

RC: 1n1n 2nnn

SD:      nn2n 3nnn nn4n nn5n 66nn

BD: 11n1 n2nn n3nn nnn4 n5nn

T2:                44nn      nn66


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a

CC: 1nnn

RC: 1n1n 2n22 3n33 4n4n 5n5n 666n

SD:      nn2n           nn5n

BD: 1nn1 n2nn      44n4 5nnn


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a

CC:      nn2n      4nnn

RC: 1n1n 2nnn 3n3n nn4n 5nnn

SD:      nn2n 3nnn      nn5n

BD: 11n1 n2nn n3nn 44n4 n5nn

T1:                          66nn

T2:                          nn66


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a

CC: 1nnn                nn5n

RC: nn1n 2n22 3n3n 4n4n 5nnn 6n6n

SD:      nn2n           nn5n n6nn

BD: 11n1 n2nn      44n4 n5nn


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a 6e+a

CC:      nn2n

RC: 1n1n 2nnn 3n3n 4n4n 5n5n 6nnn

SD:      nn2n 3nnn 4n4n nn5n 6nnn

BD: 11n1 n2nn n3nn

T1:                          n6nn

T2:                nnn4      nn66
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Part 11

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a
                 -
RC:      nn2n 3nnn

CC:                nn4n

SD:      nn2n      nn4n

T2: nn1n      3n33 44nn

T3: 11n1 22nn
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Fill 5

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a
    F F    F  F    F F
T3: 1111 nn22 33nn 4444

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a

SP: nn1n
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Part 12

5/4

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a 5e+a
                z
SD: nnn1 nn2n nn3n n4nn 5nnn
T3: 111n 22n2 33n3 4n44 nn5n
T2:                     n5nn

(On last repeat accent the last 3 beats (5, E, A)

(If you really want an extremely accurate representation of this part, have a friend break glass, vases, pottery, break billiard balls (not smash, break like in the beginning of a game) and generally destroy other things  =)  )
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Part 13

11/16

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+

RC: 1111 2222 333

SD: 1nn1 nn2n 3nn

BD: 1111 2222 333
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Part 14

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a

T3: 1n1n nn2n 3nnn 4n4n

SD: 1n1n nn2n 3nnn 4n4n


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a

T3: 1n1n nn2n 3nnn

SD: 1n1n nn2n 3nnn
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Part 15

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a
      /         /
T1: 111n nnn2 333

RC:      nn2n      nn4n

CC: nnn1      nnn3

SD: nnn1 nn2n nnn3 nn4n
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Part 16a

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a

CC: 1nnn

RC: nnn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n

SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n

BD: 1111 2222 3333 4444
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Part 17

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a

RC: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n

SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n

BD: 1111 2222 3333 4444
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Part 17

    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a

CC: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n

SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n

BD: 1111 2222 3333 4444


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a
                     //
CC: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n4n

SD: 1nn1 nn2n n3nn 4n44

BD: 1111 2222 3333 4444


    1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4e+a

CC: 1

BD: 1
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