Short Dog's in the house  once again with this pimp shit

 Chorus:
 These are the tales  the freaky tales
 These are the tales that I tell so well
 For fifteen years I've been a real player
 So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

 Verse 1: Too $hort
 I met this girl in Atlanta
 She let a nigga fuck but I still can't stand her
 The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up bitch?
 I'm tired of fuckin' can you suck dick?"
 She said "No", but she had another friend
 So I switched like a real pimp
 Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth
 I said "Beyotch!! What you talkin' 'bout?"
 She mumbled something, I don't know what she said
 Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
 Bitch said her name was Theresa
 All on my dick like cheese on pizza
 In the A-T-L where the grass is greener
 I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina
 When I first moved out there, I met Holly
 Five-foot one with a bad ass body
 Freaky little bitch she was a Gemini
 She used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"
 I met another girl went to Spellman College
 Every day after school I aquired the knowledge
 I took her to my house so I could get some
 I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum
 She was hella limber, said her name was Amber
 She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I remember
 I had another freak, her name was Wendy
 When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!"
 I did it anyway
 I'm coming straight from Oakland, C-A
 Ain't no other way, like my girl Shante
 She lives in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay
 Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp
 Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp
 You know I can't forget about the strippers
 Cinderella with the glass slipper
 Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no ends
 Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends
 It's like Lotto, you get a quick pick
 Bitches said they heard I had a big dick
 So I showed it to 'em, only took one second
 Dick rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked

 Chorus:
 These are the tales, the freaky tales
 These are the tales that I tell so well
 For fifteen years I've been a real player
 So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

 Verse 2: Too $hort
 I know another bitch, her name is Terri
 I lied to the bitch "It's about time I get married"
 I couldn't see me pimpin' her
 So I fucked her next door neighbor, Jennifer
 She had two roommates, Cindy and Amy
 Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!"
 But them hoes liked to freak
 I used to send 'em new niggas every other week
 I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked
 These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
 I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
 So if it's you, you know the time bitch!
 I spent the night with Monique in between the sheets
 It was her, her girlfriend April and me
 I do it on the regular, two at a time
 Call it what you want I be a fool wit' mine
 Like them Texas niggas, I never would change
 Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game
 These hoes recognize when I come in the door
 I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me for?
 Like Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one
 Bitch lets have some fun
 I fucked her, you thought I didn't
 Short Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin'
 So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen
 Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em
 Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my fault
 In the end, I still got the same results

 Chorus:
 These are the tales, the freaky tales
 These are the tales that I tell so well
 For fifteen years I've been a real player
 So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

 Verse 3: Too $hort
 Hell yeah, I never would forget Charlene
 We was layin real close like two sardines
 Talkin', laughin', kissin' and shit
 Next thing I know she started kissin' my dick
 You know the rest, before she left I paged Mia
 I told her "I got a new freak over here"
 She rushed over, I left and when I came back
 Them hoes was lickin' cats
 They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin'
 Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin'
 She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray
 To keep these hoes away
 I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked
 These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
 I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
 So if it's you, you know the time bitch!

 These are the tales, the freaky tales
 These are the tales that I tell so well
 For fifteen years I've been a real player
 So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)
 Beyotch!
 And it don't stop
 Old school Short Dog
 Still spittin' it
 Still gettin' it
 Gettin' that money
 Eastside baby, Oakland
 You ain't knowin?
 Beyotch