George Clinton:

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And it's a cold cold cold cold day 

for a player

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I want to hold yah 

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Too $hort:

I got too many girlfriends what am I gonna do?

Play em tell the world ends and always keep a few

When it comes to women I did everything I thought of

Players like me, we never get caught

Who's the next on the list? It's a daily routine dog

She give me short, then she'd take my jeans off at 

first she wasn't messing with me told me to lick it

but now she's always sweating me. When we gonna kick it?

Spend some time wit her, I need to come through and hit it

Any time I feel like I want it, I can get it

I'll be here for you, you never wonder were I'm at

So when I come through put the spare key under the mat

when I come in, there ain't no holding back

Just feel what I am doing and roll with that

and even though I admit I can't commit this time

it's cause I got my heart broke at the age of nine

I've been hard core every since I sucked up the game from pimps

You never hear me rap about the same bitch

I never turned a hoe into a housewife

Short dog East Oakland in the house right



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I'm ready to ride, ready to ride, ready to ride

I'm the mothership wish it comes

I'm ready to ride, ready to ride, ready to ride

I'm the mothership wish it comes



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I want to hold yah

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Ay yeeeay  I want to hold yah

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I want to hold yah

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I want to hold yah

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Ayyy yeeay



Too $hort:

I thought we was cool like that, why you go behind my back?

Trying to cross me in the game when you know I'm a mack

Can't do that, you all up in my mix

Get the phone book callin all my bitches

You know I don't really care if you interfere

cause I don't think you know about these real players

If you need a lesson, you better listen up

cause I don't think you ready for this pimpin stuff

I'm Too Short baby on the microphone

Since you  got no game, I gotta write these songs

To wake you up and get you motivated

I'm about to flip the script and I know your gonna hate it

You can't infatuate my game no more, it's fool proof

So when you try to cross me up, I pull through

like a solider, cause we fighting a war

Haters against Players, who you fighting for?

You all in my business trying to make it theirs

I need to hit you in your face tell you 'mind your own affairs'

I'm Sir Too Short, and I'm knowing just how to be a player bitch



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Too $hort:

BIOTCH 

Now if your trying to be a player, do your thing

But if you wanna be in love, it's cool mang

Don't try to be a player when you see that you can't

let your peers pressuring you into being what you ain't

It's hard to be real in this fake world

Would you  result to violence if I take your girl?

Or would you realize she likes me more then you

Our relationship is starting and yours is through

Are you riding on the bench. Who you starting for?

Do you have another girl or is your heart broke?

Do you know how to be a player?

Is what they say about me

I'm straight down with the after party, late night freaks.



Belita Woods:

She's just a pretty face, and she doesn't even use her own name

She stole it from a magazine

She's just a pretty face

and the words she say ain't coming from her mouth

She stole the can and loves the pot

She's just another pretty face



George Clinton:

Ohh ohh ohh ohh ohhhh

five o'clock I make a run



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