"Something like this"

[x2] "Pimpin ain't.. pimpin ain't dead.."

[background scratch: "Hard on a bitch"]



[Too $hort]

I'm so hard on a bitch nigga

I mean it's nothin though, you know I'm from the town

Everythang on a bitch

That's how we do it

{"I'm hard on a bitch, go ask my first ho"}



I'm not nice to these hoes, most of the time

I say what the fuck, is on my mind

I grab my pen, and write a rhyme

And say somethin 'bout a bitch on every line

She just gave me 800, a G last night

She could pay me for years and couldn't be my wife

Everybody talkin 'bout, how these pimps be funny

A bitch couldn't lock me down with Whitney's money

Some niggaz get paid but they're not the boss

Cain't even show off, stop and floss

... without askin permission

Why you bitch-ass niggaz always askin yo' bitch

if you can do thangs, what'chu wanna do mayne?

You wanna help your girl step up her shoe game?

Take her shoppin, just to get it poppin

You weak for the pussy and you know you need to stop it



[Chorus: Too $hort]

Hard on a bitch, I'm hard on a bitch

I'm hard on a bitch so hard on a bitch

Hard on a bitch, I'm hard on a bitch

I'm hard on a bitch I'm so hard on a beee-itch!



[Too $hort]

But you ain't though, and you cain't flow

She's a pro, but you ain't know

You so soft, you ain't pimpin these hoes

You take 'em to the mall and buy expensive clothes

And let her drive your car, so you can say you're fuckin

She disrespects you and don't pay you nothin

But that's you - cause if it was me

She'll be comin to the table with a meal to eat

And I stay hungry, I like hoes that make money

You got a pussy, and they want it

So give it to 'em and collect the fee

Buy some mo' shoes and give the rest to me

Cinderella and her glass slipper

They say, a lot of fuckin makes yo' ass bigger

I say, keep fuckin make my ass richer

While yo' booty and my pockets get thicker



[Chorus]