gonna feel like hell tomorrow
so i won't go to sleep tonight
na na na na na na sorrow
everything's gonna be all right

i am invincible
i have no fear
i am benevolent
i am the king of beer

i love all my friends
i wish they would go away
i say stupid things
forgotten them all by monday
please don't remind me

a man's bar is his castle
and this stool is my throne
why am i such an asshole?
why am i here alone?

she's so beautiful
i swear i'd sleep with her brother
i'm so beautiful
i never met her but i love her
please look over here

i'd take a trip
but anywhere i'd go
my head would come along with me