Tony Bennett
 (Howard Deitz/Arthur Schwartz)

 The clown with his pants falling down or the dance that's a dream of romance
 Or the scene where the villain is mean.
 That's entertainment!

 The lights on the lady in tights or the bride with a guy on the side,
 Or the ball where she gives him her all.
 That's entertainment!

 The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sex,
 a gay divorcee who is after her "ex".
 It can be Oedipus Rex, where a chap kills his father
 and causes a lot of bother.
 The clerk who is thrown out of work by the boss,
 Who is thrown for a loss by the skirt who is doing him dirt.
 The world is a stage, the stage is a world of entertainment