I grab tha microphone and rock it cold hearted
 Go behind tha curtains while my fanz they point
 You know what Loc's doin'  I'm blazin a joint
 Cause it seems a lot of times  I'm at my best
 After some methical or a bowl of sense.
 I'm creatin'  multiplyin'  big time supplyin'
 Enuff bud to keep tha whole party high on
 I might get ill and roll an 8th in one hooter
 Park my Benz or cold jet it on my scooter
 Bail to tha coast, take a head of this Skunk
 Twist up a big bomb of this serious dope
 Smoke it down to tha dub or roach tip
 So much damn resin it's startin' to drip
 It ain't harmful like heroin, this stuff's cheap
 That's why I'm glad that I got this......
 CHORUS

 Man, Don't cha hate it when you ain't go no weed
 It seems about tha time you really feel tha need
 To get high, get full, you know get blasted
 Keep ya singin' tha high it really lasted
 Rollin' around tryin' not to get stopped
 By tha boyz tha pigs you know tha cops
 Pull into one spot to see what they're all about
 Suckers noddin' their head, tellin' you they're all out
 You go back to tha crib, Pick up tha telephone
 You try it so I guess they saw you got home
 Cause I can buy it O.Z. or go buy dime
 I get cash for her I can get it on time
 It really makes no difference long as I get lit
 Roll it in my Zig Zag take a big bone hit
 Cause after tha bud, My rhymes start flowin'
 Never gettin' short of uh uh, The always knowin'
 I'm maxin', relaxin', but never taxin'
 No need for you to keep on askin'
 If tha It is tha It, If tha Shit is tha Shit
 Cause when it comes to smokin' cheeba
 You know my shit is legit
 Your tha student, And I'm tha teacher
 I'm not a minister, Reverent or Preacher
 So excuse me while I call time
 Cause I'm gonna take a few hitz
 in tha middle of this rhyme.....
 CHORUS

 One day I was coolin' with my homeboy seal, chill
 Gettin' fucked up in his coupe de ville, still
 I wasn't to high to know what I was doin'
 Went to tha store and got some more brew in
 Came back to tha car, Try'd to be a winner
 Rolled up all my roaches, they bearly made a Pinna (Pin)
 I wasn't upset I had more at tha house
 I was savin' it for later, When I get with my spouse
 Cause when we're together, blazin' tha cheeba
 She does things to me that you wouldn't believe
 I'm not talkin' freaky or nothin' obscene
 But it's not far off if you know what I mean
 She'll take me upstairs, lay me down on tha bed
 Pull off tha Fila shorts n start givin' me hizead (head)
 If I was boo I'd do tha same
 She must love it, She ain't never complained
 They'll be moanin', kickin' a lot of screamin'
 I work it so hard she starts steamin'
 You know how it is after a couple of wooers
 She was subject and I am tha Ruler
 She's my freak y'all, but she's no skeeza
 One thing for sure, Tha girl's always got that.....
 CHORUS

 Two weeks ago when I was writin' this rhyme
 I had some hydroponic, Boy that shit was fine
 I had two joints, One for me and my homie
 After half tha show, He didn't even know me
 His eyes were tight, they turned red
 He could bearly hold them up, They where heavy as lead
 An hour went by, He said Loc I'm kinda hungry
 I said oh shit! This brothers got tha munchies
 Got off my couch, put my Gucci's on my feet
 Went to tha Seven Eleven at tha top of tha street
 I ordered everythin' edible off tha shelf
 He thought it was sad, I ate it all myself
 When we got back to tha car, Headed north then south
 I needed a drink I had a cotton mouth
 We had so much food didn't know where to start
 At tha Hagan Daas or Kelloggs Pop Tarts
 Big bags of chips, gallons of dips
 It took me weeks to get tha taste of my lips
 I ate so much miserable is how I felt
 Almost busted out my pants had to loosen my belt
 Kickin at the tube, wathin' none better than
 You know tha king of late night, Yeah Dave Letterman
 Not to hilarious jokes kinda plain
 But everythin' is funny when your smokin' Mary Jane.....
 CHORUS