You've been famous since your birth

And a silent one it was, 

Til they told me it was a girl

And everybody gasped



I know how to raise you right

Teach you how to read

And your maths (?) and alphabet

And how to be polite



You've been famous since your birth

And a silent one it was, 

Til they told me it was a girl

And everybody said



You and your atlas know it all

Let the corners curl

Cause if you go by night

You'll hit the coast for sure



It's a ruse, it's a laugh

Experts, they'd agree

Listen to the math

(?), with the scene

Rekindle your heart

These hospital machines

Are state of the art



I've put down my middle name

In the back of her book

And signed it just in case

Our walk was over love



Cause I've got one more up my sleeve

Bring it out tonight

Cause if I am the joke

Then you're the punchline



It's a ruse, it's a laugh

Experts, they'd agree

Listen to the math

(?), with the scene

Rekindle your heart

These hospital machines

Are state of the art



But it's the art of the state

That's gonna keep me awake

I need a second opinion

Not a second to waste