I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herding man
I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in
They call themselves the Taliban
Uh, yeah, the Taliban, uh, the Taliban, baby, oh yeah

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just like me, nah, she can't stand
The Taliban 
Uh, the Taliban, baby

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, she's smiling right by my side
We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban

I know where you comin from brother!
This is a patriotic love song
So y'all feel free to salute if you want to
You got my permission.

Now they attacked New York City 'cause they thought they could win
Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said 
"Now, you sons-of-bitches you better not be doing any business with the Taliban"

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
Until those big U.S. jets came flying in one night
They dropped little bombs all over their holy land
And man you should have seen 'em run like rabbits, they ran
The Taliban

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, she's smiling right by my side
We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple of fingers to the Taliban
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to The Taliban 
Taliban