I see you laying by the poolside every day
She ain't got a lot on, she ain't got a lot to say
She wouldn't look my way, but, buddy, what'd you expect?
I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex

And she'll go out dancing 'bout 7:15
Climb into the back of a long limousine
I know where she's going, she's going downtown
I'm going downtown too and take a look around

She's my baby doll, she's my beauty queen
She's my movie star, best I've ever seen
I ain't hooked it up yet, but I'm trying as hard as I can
It's just a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man

I'm just sitting around waiting on a telephone call
After a water pipe exploded in the living room wall
If your washer and dryer need a repair
You know your handyman's waiting and he'll be right there

24 hours, 7 days a week
If it's getting clogged up or maybe starting to leak
Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try
You know I got all the tools and I can satisfy

She's my baby doll, she's my beauty queen
She's my movie star, best I've ever seen
I ain't ask her out here, 'cause I would ruin if I can
It's just a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man

She's my baby doll, she's my beauty queen
She's my movie star, best I've ever seen
I ain't hooked it up yet, but I'm trying as hard as I can
It's just a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man

Ain't no high maintenance woman
Gonna fall for a maintenance man
No