I've been cussed and I've been kicked out

Slapped in the head and I've been run out

Told to grab my hat and take off walkin'

Right now we get along real well

Walkin' in this cheap motel

Girl, what if that's just the whiskey talkin'?



Yeah, I'm givin' you fair warnin'

Here's your chance to walk away

From now until the mornin'

Don't believe a word I say

Yeah, if I don't wake up beside you

It don't mean I didn't like you

All it means is I've had time to sober up

Girl, every time I drink I fall in love



First beer and I'm warmin' up

Talkin' all that flirty stuff

A few more, I become a line dance teacher

A six pack and I don't care

A twelve pack, you don't stand a prayer

If I start doin' shots, just call the preacher



Yeah, I'm givin' you fair warnin'

Here's your chance to walk away

From now until the mornin'

Don't believe a word I say

Yeah, if I don't wake up beside you

It don't mean I didn't like you

All it means is I've had time to sober up

Girl, every time I drink I fall in love



Every time I drink I start to think

There's somethin' lower

Than this head here on my shoulder

I become a birddog when that

Buzz starts takin' over

And I'm a redneck cassanova



Oh, yeah!



Yeah, I'm givin' you fair warnin'

Here's your chance to walk away

From now until the mornin'

Don't believe a word I say

Yeah, if I don't wake beside you

It don't mean I didn't like you

All it means is I've had time sober up

Girl, every time I drink I fall in love



Yeah, every time I drink I fall in love