I was hanging out a last night at the Top Cat when the band slowed down with Merle
Man, I headed 'cross the bar room trying to find my baby girl
Some drunk tried to punk me and ask my baby, "Do you dance?"
She said, "Yes I do, but not with you I'm a-waiting on my man"

See every dog has it's day, dog
When the big dog throws him a bone
One moment in the sunshine
When your ducks line up in a row
Lucky dog gets a big ol' bed
Stray dog gets the porch
Every dog has its day dog
But today dog, just ain't yours

Well, I dipped her and I kissed her and she said, "Lets do one more"
And we were half way through the two step when he stepped out on the floor
He jerked me back and said "I'm cutting in, girl, let's docee doe"
She doubled up her fist and caught him right square on the nose

Every dog has it's day, dog
When the big dog throws him a bone
One moment in the sunshine
When your ducks line up in a row
Lucky dog gets a big ol' bed
Stray dog gets the porch
Every dog has its day dog
But today dog, just ain't yours

Fat dog, skinny dog
Little, itty, bitty dog
Hot dog, kurd dog
Weenie dog, bird dog
Hound dog, cow dog
Bow wow, wow dog
Wonder dog, barking dog
Chasing parked car dog

Every dog has it's day, dog
When the big dog throws him a bone
One moment in the sunshine
When your ducks line up in a row
Yeah, lucky dog gets a big ol' bed
Stray dog gets the porch
Every dog has its day dog
But today dog, just ain't yours

Every dog has its day dog
But today dog, just ain't yours