Winter getting colder, summer getting warmer
Tidal wave coming cross the Mexican border
Why buy a gallon, it's cheaper by the barrel
Just don't get busted singing Christmas carols

That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the ozone burning
Funny how the world keeps turning
Look ma, no hands
I love this American ride
Gotta love this American ride

Momma gets her rocks off watching Desperate Housewives
Daddy works his ass off paying for the good life
Kids on the Youtube learning how to be cool
Living in a cruel world, it pays to be a mean girl

That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the ozone burning
Funny how the world keeps turning
Look ma, no hands
I love this American ride
Gotta love this American ride

Poor little infa-Miss America's down
She gained five pounds and lost her crown
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote
Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note

Plasma getting bigger, Jesus getting smaller
Spill a cup of coffee make a million dollars
Customs got a thug with an aerosol can
If the shoe don't fit, the fits gonna hit the shan

That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the ozone burning
Funny how the world keeps turning
Hotdog, hot, damn
I love this American ride
Gotta love this American ride, oh yeah