I don't want to live and I don't want to die
I want to shove a red-hot poker through the eye
I want it to shine and I want it to rain
I want to get hit by a freight train.

Chorus:
Be-bop-a-lula-a-lom-bam-balsy
I think I got Saturday night palsy (that's what I said)
A wom-bom-a-lu-bom-ba-lom-bam-balsy
I think I got Saturday night palsy (tell me about it)

Someone better shoot me before it's too late
I wanna be impaled on a fifty foot stake
My V. You. Meter's in the overload
I think my aorta is gonna explode.

Be-bop-a-lula-a-lom-bam-balsy I think I got Saturday night palsy
Be-bop-a-lula-a-lom-bam-balsy I think I got Saturday night palsy (Do something do something)

I got a brand new car and a new set of clothes
I wanna pull my brain out through my nose
Show me to women and show me to the bar
I wanna jump into a vat of hot tar.

A be-bop-a-lula-a-lom-bam-balsy, yeah
I think I've got Saturday night palsy, huh!
A wom-bom-a-lu-bom-ba-lom-bam-balsy, yeah yeah
I think I've got Saturday night palsy
Help me doctor!
Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night palsy
Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night palsy,
Don't just sit there!
Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night palsy,
Yeah yeah yeah
Saturday night, woo! Saturday night, Saturday night palsy
Help me doctor.