And I found somebody and I think she's gonna pass the test
 She's a country girl as far as I can see
 Mama, I hope she's what you had in mind for me

 CHORUS:

 She likes to go skinny-dippin' in the heat of the day
 And late at night she wants to roll in the hay
 She cranks my tractor
 With just one kiss
 Mama, ain't nothin' get
 Any contrier than this


 Now, Mama I know she didn't grow up on a farm
 But she sure knows her way around out behind the barn
 And it ain't exactly chores she does at dawn
 But she says she's gonna love me
 'Til the cows come home

 (Repeat chorus 2x)

 Yeah, Mama ain't nothin' get
 Any countrier than this