Some people say we're goofy
Mysterious and spooky
Our neighbors think we're kooky
A homeschool family

We drive a white Conversion
We learn about the Persians
Our six-year-old's a surgeon
A homeschool family

We learn about creation
A classic education
We're sponsoring a
A homeschool family

Meek
Unique
Geek

The parents are the tutors
We build our own computers
We never go to Hooters
A homeschool family

Have recess in the fourier
And then we read some Sawyer
Our nine-year-old's a lawyer
A homeschool family

We never read
Our children are excelling
They're champions at spelling
A home-school fam-i-ly