Frank: 

How d' you do I

See youve met my

Faithfull handyman

He's just a

Little brought down because

When you knocked

He thought you were the candyman.



Dont get strung out

By the way I look.

Dont  judge a book by its cover.

I'm not much of a man by the light of day,

But by night Im one hell of a lover



I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania



Let me

Show you around, maybe

play you a sound.

You look like you're both

Pretty groovy.

Or if you want something visual

Thats not too abismal

We can take in an old 

Steeve Reeves movie



Brad: (speaking)

I'm glad we caugt you at home.

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry.



Janet: 

Right.



Brad: 

We'll just say where we are,

Then go back to the car.



(Transylvainian: Plesure to meet you Dr. Furter)



Brad: 

We dont want to be any worry.



Frank: Well you got 

Caugt with a flat, well

How about that!

Well babies

Dont you panic



By the light of the night

It will all seem alright

Ill get you a satanic

Mechanic



I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania



Why dont you

Stay for the night



Riff Raff: (whisper)

Night!



Frank: 

Or maybe a bite



Columbia: (whisper)

Bite!



Frank: 

I can show you my favorite

Obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my 

Tension



I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania



Hey, Hey!

I'm just a sweet transvestite



(Riff-Raff, Magenta, Columbia: Sweet Transvestite)



Frank: 

From Transexual, Transylvania



(Riff-Raff, Magenta, Columbia: Transylvania)



Frank: (speaking) 

So

Come up to the Lab

And see whats on the slab

I see you shiver with antici...pation

But maybe the rain

Is really to blame

So 'Ill remove the cause

But not

The symptom!