Edith Sitwell giving readings

14 Moscow Road

Osbert's giving champagne parties

Sachie's got a cold

Gertrude's hanging pictures

Alice making tea

Me, I do the only thing that still

makes sense to me

I do the Rock

I do the Rock Rock



John and Yoko farming beef

raising protein quota

Sometimes they make love and art

inside their dakota

Rodney's feeling sexy

Mick is really frightfully bold

Me, I do the only thing that stops me growing old

I do the Rock

I do the Rock Rock

I do the Rock Rock Rock



Well, it's stimulating



Solzhenitzin feels exposed

build a barbed-wired prison

Nietsche's six feet under but his babies still got rythm

Einstein's celebrating ten decates

but I'm afraid philosophy is just too much responsibility for me

I do the Rock

I do the Rock



Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean

Best and Colin Cowdrey

Little Mo, Virginia Wade

Pistol Pete and O.J.

I've always like Di Maggio

and Rockne's pretty knute you know

I could never wack a ball with such velocity

I do the Rock

I do the Rock

I do the Rock

It's stimulating - I'm a keen student



Liz and Dick and Britt and Liza

Jaclyn, Kate and Farah

Meg and Roddy, John Travolta

Governor Brown and Linda

Interwiew and People Magazine

Miss Rona and the Queen

It must be really frightfull to attract publicity

I do the Rock

Myself

I do the Rock

Carter, Begin and Sadat

Breznhev, Teng and Castro

eyeryday negotiate us closer to desastro

Idi Amin and the Shah

and Al Fatah is quite bizarre

I could never get the hang of ideoligy

I do the Rock

I do the Rock

I do - I do - I do - do the Rock