When I'm reincarnated when I do return
To run a piglet porno ring well that's what I'd yearn
To ruin young and tender lives with my evil vice
And never ever never ever never to be nice

With my piglet piglet porno ring
My piglet porno ring
My piglet piglet 
Piglet porno ring

Well membership of the Rotary Club I will buy
I'll seem so very nice and kind
While in my piglet porno ring the money it will flood
And upon my face there'll be no mud

My piglet piglet 
My piglet porno ring
My piglet piglet 
Piglet porno ring

Well down below I'll have booked a special place
‘Cos I've brought a smile to the devil's face

With my piglet piglet 
Piglet porno ring
With my piglet piglet 
Piglet porno ring
With my piglet piglet 
Piglet porno ring
With my piglet piglet piglet piglet
Piglet my piglet
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Porno ring