murder is easy, murder is fun, 
it's better than sex, I always come, 
I like to stalk those I abuse, 
I like them to struggle so I can refuse.

murder is easy, murder is fun, 
it's better than sex, I always come. 
I like to go prowling on Saturday night,
I like them to struggle and put up a fight.

murder is easy, murder is fun, 
it's better than sex, because I always come, 
I've murdered so many i have lost count, 
the pleasure it gives me is a large amount.

murder is easy, murder is fun, 
it's better than sex because I always come, 
I murdered the vicar, i murdered his son, 
murdered his dad and i murdered his mum.

and I murdered, murdered, murdered, murdered 
cats, cats, cats...... as a boy,
then I moved on to dogs, I moved on to dogs, I moved on 
to dogs 
dogs, dogs,dogs.......now it's the McCoy..

murder is easy, murder is fun, 
it's better than sex because I always come, 
public opinion, it don't swell, 
the consensus is I am unwell.

murder is easy, murder is fun. 
it's better than sex because I always come, 

(repeat) 
it's better than sex because i always come (X3) i 
always come...