He's got the girl he's got the car he's got the knife and 
bullet scars
And when he hits you you're going to fall 
He is the hardest bastard of them all
He's got the look he's got the gab he's got the left hook 
and the right jab
When he hits you you're going down 
He is the hardest bastard in this town
He's got the dog he's got the jeans he's looking nasty 
he's looking mean
And when he hits you they're going down 
He is the hardest bastard in this town

He's got a secret well please don't blab
He isn't really hard at all he is just sad