Please allow me to introduce myself 

I'm a man of wealth and taste 

I've been around for a long, long year 

Stole many a man's soul and faith 



And I was 'round when Jesus Christ 

Had his moment of doubt and pain 

Made damn sure that Pilate 

Washed his hands and sealed his fate 



Pleased to meet you 

Hope you guess my name 

`cause what's puzzling you 

Is the nature of my game 



I stuck around St. Petersburg 

When I saw it was a time for a change 

Killed the czar and his ministers 

Anastasia screamed in vain 



I rode a tank 

Held a general's rank 

When the blitzkrieg raged 

And the bodies stank 



Pleased to meet you 

Hope you guess my name

Ah, what's puzzling you 

Is the nature of my game



I watched with glee 

While your kings and queens 

Fought for ten decades 

For the gods they made 



I shouted out, 

"Who killed the Kennedys?" 

When after all 

It was you and me 



Let me please introduce myself 

I'm a man of wealth and taste 

And I laid traps for troubadours 

Who get killed before they reached Bombay 



Pleased to meet you 

Hope you guessed my name

`cause what's puzzling you 

Is the nature of my game



Pleased to meet you 

Hope you guessed my name

`cause what's confusing you 

Is just the nature of my game 



Pleased to meet you, pleased to meet you

guess my name, guess my name

Pleased to meet you, pleased to meet you

guess my name, guess my name