Two can be as bad as one
 It's the loneliest number since the number one

 No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
 Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know

 'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
 One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two

 It's just no good anymore since you went away
 Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday

 One is the loneliest number
 One is the loneliest number
 One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

 One is the loneliest
 One is the loneliest
 One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

 It's just no good anymore since you went away

 (number)
 One is the loneliest (number)
 One is the loneliest (number)
 One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

 (number)
 One is the loneliest (number)
 One is the loneliest (number)
 One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

 (number)
 One...!  (one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do)
 (number)
 One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
 (number)
 One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do