They call it KFC, cause its not really chicken

Hot cheetos for breakfast make a young student sick

And did you ever think someone's tricking you?

And the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and alas

Some kid walks into my school and opens fire

Heard any good jokes lately?

Cause we sure do need 'em

My punk band's called operation Iraqi freedom



So what's it gonna be?

Are you real to me?

Or are you non-dairy creamer?



A new love is burning up for me

Cause one in four American girls has an STD

And you can buy yourself some implants

But you can't buy a soul that never launched

With your chest popped out

What are you so afraid about?

With your chest popped out

What are you so afraid about?

What are you so afraid of?

What are you so afraid of?



So what's it gonna be?

Are you real to me?

Or are you non-dairy creamer?



And two gay guys got married

That brought the family to its knees

How did they blow this to smithereens?

Just a couple of queens

How did they do it I'll tell you now

They brought marriage to an end

And I found myself some culprits

It's two young gay republicans

Young gay republicans

Young gay republicans

Young gay republicans



What's it gonna be?

Are you real to me?

Or are you non-dairy creamer?

So what's it gonna be?

Are you real to me?

Or are you non-dairy creamer?



Mission accomplished

Mission accomplished

Mission accomplished

Mission accomplished