Particle man, particle man

Doing the things a particle can

What's he like? It's not important

Particle man



Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater does he get wet?

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows, Particle man



Triangle man, Triangle man

Triangle man hates particle man

They have a fight, Triangle wins

Triangle man



Universe man, Universe man

Size of the entire universe man

Usually kind to smaller man

Universe man



He's got a watch with a minute hand,

Millenium hand and an eon hand

When they meet it's a happy land

Powerful man, universe man



Person man, person man

Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can

Person man



Is he depressed or is he a mess?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with person man?

Degraded man, person man



Triangle man, triangle man

Triangle man hates person man

They have a fight, triangle wins

Triangle man