The famous person has 

the same size water-skis as me.

She's got three cars, 

As many years as I've lived in this city.

Her hair is blond and mine is brown,

They both start with a "B".

But when the phone inside her ribcage

Rings, it's not for me, 

But when the phone inside her ribcage

Rings, it's not for me. 

Hey!