D, look at D

Half a circle, half a moon, an apple slice

There goes D, Captain D

My boy D, Commander D, the well-known D

D's getting on in years so he moves a little bit slower now

D is shy and doesn't get out of the house much anymore

And then there's W, here comes W

It's double wide, it cannot hide its pride, it's W

They call it W, there's that W

It thinks it's king, its all-time favorite thing is W



"W, you think you're so great"

"Well, I am pretty big"

"Yeah, you're okay. You're just not as great as you think you are."

"How come I never see you around anymore, D?"

"I got this big TV set at home now. And I like to watch the sports."