[Reverand Tom - Kool Keith]

Reverand Tom!  (Praise the Lord!)

Everybody with the straw hats (yes amen)

Everybody with the black tight suits on

Everybody with the Stacy Adams shoes on (praise the Lord)

What are you gonna do when this guy

jump out this coffin and start breakdancin? (Hallelujah, woo!)

Doin the slip and slide (amen)

Look at him, they buried him with a polka dot suit

He didn't have the loot

But he's gonna get up and do some dancin, look at him, slidin

Doin the electric slide, back and forth

Hoppin out his coffin... you didn't think so did ya?

You didn't think he was gon' come out the coffin

Surprised ya!  Cause he caught the Holy Ghost

He caught the Holy Ghost



I'ma tell ya guess who's the guest star

With Howard Cosell

The rap game, since Kobe Bryant wasn't even an embryo

Michael Jordan walked in, that's right his lil' son was 13

I used to manage Marvin Hagler and Ken Norton

Las Vegas had one hotel

I had Angelo Dundee before Ali, done trained Mitch Greene

Tony {?} was heavyweight

Don King was in Cleveland with John James

Mike Weaver couldn't handle the press

The tickets was ringside, me a preacher

With Don, Carol, Tom Jones, Lyndon B. Johnson

He wasn't even in front office

Morgan Stanley gave the bank loans

With Rocky Marciano in the studio

And that's right, Studio 54, no black suits

I'ma wear a yellow suit as a preacher

I'ma wear a yellow suit as a teacher

You get out my face!



Now let this man walk outta his coffin

Straight out the church and get in a cab

(Roll on, roll baby) Yeah

Look at him, you didn't think he was gonna catch the Holy Ghost

No nigga, you didn't think he was gonna catch the holy most

Look at'cha, now everybody pass around the coin collector

And give people a toast, I want butter please



First Corinthians, chapter 10, was.. that..

man.. man ran over, woman

Second verse, Matthew said that (preach now preach now)

he, could cook a TV dinner, share with a lamb

Give food, around the world, God said sure

But that's all love you know {*applause*}

Brother Green, got a question back there

Umm, yeah excuse me, umm

Miss.. Miss Johnson can you move your big hat out the way for a second?

I'm sorry about that, okay?

Can umm, two people come over and help her lift it up off her head?

Oooh you got a, bald head



Now the last chapter, alright, can you read umm

Uncle Fe, umm, Uncle Fester

You got Uncle Fester in here from Addams Family y'all

Give a hand for him in the back over there

Uncle Fester's in here, oh ho ho

Yo umm, y'all can read um, First Corinthians chapter 7 said

And the dog ran, see Spot run

See Jane catch spot

Spot ran, see Spot run

(Tell 'em pastor, preach!)

Hopefully, we're gonna change the church tonight

(Watch out now!)  Mr. Softee's outside (yessir) (Hallelujah!)

Bring me back an ice cream sandwich, that's right

There's no turkey for today

Everybody's going home their way

No... [fades out]