Everybody likes Miron
He's the best kind of son
He's good to his mom and dad
And to his sisters he's never bad
The neighbors he doesn't annoy
Miron's a very quiet boy
He doesn't like to go out on dates
He doesn't like to sleep in late
Everybody likes Miron
Everybody likes Miron

Miron has a thing for little girls
They really put his brain in a whirl
He likes to watch them undress at night
While he hides just out of sight
And when they're home all alone
He calls them up on the phone
He tells them things they don't understand
To  them Miron is a real man
He takes them all to his secret place
Where he dresses them in pretty lace
Then he likes to play his little game
It always ends up the same

(Repeat first verse twice)
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