I've been getting kinda brave
Getting liquored up and loose
Not been trying to behave
Been tying knots to shape the noose
Oh-ho, I'm wild at heart
Oh-ho, I've just got to start

I said one, two, well, hand me a light
Oh, three, four, I don't wanna be right
Oh, yeah you should be glad
I said one, two, well, stand to distension
Three, four, you got my attention
Oh, teach me to be bad

If I were coming off the rails
Dropped my eyes and dropped my dress
Would your moral stand prevail
Or would you fold like all the rest
Oh-ho, ain't we got fun
Oh-ho, let's come undone

I said one, two, well, hand me a light
Oh, three, four, I don't wanna be right
Oh, yeah you should be glad
I said one, two, well, stand to distension
Three, four, you got my attention
Oh, teach me to be bad

So come on, misshape me forever
I'll be the cutest villain you've ever seen
We’ll be the best bad guys together
Be the inscrutable machine
No, I'm not hard to please
Oh boy, just get on your knees

I said one, two, well, hand me a light
Oh, three, four, I don't wanna be right
Oh, yeah you should be glad
Oh-ho, I said one, two, well, stand to distension
Three, four, you got my attention
Boys, teach me to be bad
Teach me to be bad