She's a debutante & fashion queen
She's never known what it feels like to need
Rush hour just seems to stop when she walks on by
Yea I think she is a Diva man but you can never be too sure
Will she answer to Missdemeanor or a D.U.I.
Celebutemptress
From Christian to Buddhist in a heartbeat
When will you grow up
Celebutemptress
Yea you're really something
You're famous for nothing
You're a real sensation

Now I've got nothing against pretty girl
Who were born with silver spoons in their mouths
But they're testing the nation's patience
Can I get a witness
Now I'm not naming names but I hear Paris is a fine place to visit, just don't stay a Hilton
'Cause they've got rats or mouse pads in their Cyber cafés.