And there you are
 Another year, another candle's burning
 for the party girl
 No one even knows that you're there
 Happy Birthday, no one cares

 You come around here,
 You'd better bring a witness
 Everyone in here's on the guest list
 And when you're gone you won't be missed
 Keep one eye open
 when you kiss

 Your wishes won't be coming true this year
 Now darling don't you cry
 We're going to teach you everything
 You'll learn to get by
 Now lesson number one in homicide
 is emotional murder is no crime

 You come around here,
 you'd better bring a witness
 Everyone in here's on the guest list
 And when you're gone you won't be missed
 Keep one eye open
 when you kiss

 Now sticks and stones, baby, break your bones
 But the names, in here, can kill
 We'd let you leave
 but no one else wants you
 Your ransom was not made
 Now you ain't got to stand up tall
 But now baby, you must stand up

 You come around here,
 you'd better bring a witness
 Everyone in here's on the guest list
 Now we've never been so impressed
 Keep one eye open when, whenever you kiss