Needed new posters, so I bought them 
I know the cost of stamps now 
The thirty-first is when I pay the phone bill 
I told them I didn't even know anybody in Toronto 
Everyday at seven I've been watching Walter 
I've been reading more and looking up the hard words 
I met people who can get me on the guest list 
My parents said that they would help me 
pay for grad school 
You know I had never washed a sweater 
I never knew when my hair was too long 
I got the cab calls out of my hi-fi 
I learned alot since you've been gone 
I've done alot since you've been gone 
Not bitter - beat a vicious cycle 
Typecast as the model couple 
I'm sorry but I don't feel awful 
It wasn't the end of the world 
I'm sorry I can't be helpless 
It wasn't the end of the world 
I know someone who really met Belushi
I fixed the toilet so it doesn't always run
I moved a chair over by the window 
I feel better if my laundry's done
Getting by on less sleep than I used to 
I had no trouble in setting up a desk 
I learned the reason for a three-pronged outlet 
I got 100 on my driver's test 
I got a trick to get them to deliver 
I called the landlord when the water turned brown 
Did you know I own some valuable records? 
I've done alot since you've been gone 
I've learned alot since you've been gone 
Not mad - beat a vicious cycle 
Typecast as the perfect couple 
I'm sorry but I never got suicidal
It wasn't the end of the world
I'm sorry I seem to be succeeding
It wasn't the end of the world